humor
2008-03-04
The good thing about Exodus 20:17
לֹא תַחְמֹד בֵּית רֵעֶךָ. לֹא תַחְמֹד אֵשֶׁת רֵעֶךָ, וְעַבְדּוֹ וַאֲמָתוֹ וְשׁוֹרוֹ וַחֲמֹרוֹ וְכֹל אֲשֶׁר לְרֵעֶךָ.
As per King Jame's Bible:
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbor's.
(note: “ass” in this context means “donkey”)
Of volgens de Statenvertaling:
Gij zult niet begeren uws naasten huis; gij zult niet begeren uws naasten vrouw, noch zijn dienstknecht, noch zijn dienstmaagd, noch zijn os, noch zijn ezel, noch iets, dat uws naasten is.
Take note: this says nothing about your neighbor's husband, which technically does not “belong” to her/him either.
I shall thus covet my neighbor's husband or boyfriend without shame. Happy bible!
2007-07-09
2007-03-02
Which film hero are you?
Another classification poll from the internet...
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| Néo (Matrix) : 76% | |
| James Bond : 74% | |
| Hannibal Lecter : 74% | |
| Indiana Jones : 72% | |
| Batman / Bruce Wayne : 72% | |
| Jim Levenstein (American Pie) : 71% | |
| Yoda (Star Wars) : 70% | |
| Eric Draven (The Crow) : 70% | |
| Maximus (Gladiator) : 70% | |
| Forrest Gump : 68% | |
| Tony Montana (Scarface) : 67% | |
| Schrek : 62% |
Quel héros de film es-tu ?
2007-01-02
I am Spiderman
… or so I am told.
Via Chojin.
Your results:
You are Spider-Man
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You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility.  |
2006-12-27
How to get saved by the Lord and Get Rich Quick
I wish I was bright enough myself to come up with ideas to be rich and without sins.
When I stumbled across this piece of politically incorrect art about the close relationship between religion and economics (reminds me of the one between religion and football) I felt amused at first, then scared about how obvious the link is and how very few people do actually notice.
And then I found a possibly explanation: many people do notice, but they do not care. Or sometimes, they do, but only to see the good side of it. There is a lot of money to be made, and religion is providing quite a few of them.
It was interesting to discover today an interesting example that this explanation might have something true about it. Even if it hasn't, I love the schadenfreude of imagining what the site makers think about their potential customers.
Self portrait, South Park style
The author, as viewed in the South Park studio.
This is an update to another post created in another life.
Here it goes:
(Thanks to SP Studio for the generation)
2006-12-13
Fabulous Lord, save me from the queers!
The pictural limits of freedom.
Imagine…
Imagine three young guys in a museum, singing their faith for christian places:
They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
And then…
Honestly, I love this picture. On the other hand, I can't help thinking that there are places where this kind of public display could get you into serious troubles.
